have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
(via theresnowherelefttohide-fuck)
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
(via lucozade-bottles)

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”
fUCK
(via ijustwanafuckthisburrito)